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“When I grow up, I want to be a pancake.”
— My baby nephew, expert scientist, age 3 (via kidscribbles)
eh-gads-horan:

Reblog to be part of The Fannies
What is The Fannies? The Fannies is a group of directioners that will be selected by me to be added to a secret blog. We will help each other reach goals, do group promos, and together will fangirl over the boys. We will be come besties and talk all the time.
How do I get into The Fannies? Just reblog this post and follow me. 
I will choose members on May 26th using random.org 
You can reblog this post a maximum of 3 times. I will choose 20 blogs to add to the group. If you like you will be disqualified. You must reblog only. To increase your chances you can message me saying why you would like to join The Fannies. If you are selected I will message you. Once in the group, stay active!REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!!!!!! 

eh-gads-horan:

Reblog to be part of The Fannies

What is The Fannies? The Fannies is a group of directioners that will be selected by me to be added to a secret blog. We will help each other reach goals, do group promos, and together will fangirl over the boys. We will be come besties and talk all the time.

How do I get into The FanniesJust reblog this post and follow me

I will choose members on May 26th using random.org 

You can reblog this post a maximum of 3 times. I will choose 20 blogs to add to the group. If you like you will be disqualified. You must reblog only. To increase your chances you can message me saying why you would like to join The Fannies. If you are selected I will message you. Once in the group, stay active!
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!!!!!!!! 

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Enormous Penis

lulz-time:

dmann-rjm:

sanitize:

a-sexy-tardis:

thesubstitutepanda:

thisshitfunny:

fadedonthursday:

ninja-kitten-killerz:

haileythetwelfthdoctor:

elliegalaxies:

omfg-its-jack-and-deans-hair:

syntheticearth:

Did not see that coming. 

oh my God. I was like “oh well… this isn’t as good as I’d hoped.” And then the chorus started and now I’m dead hahahahah

can this please be my theme song??

Why did I think this would be appropriate to play for the first time in front of my family at dinner.

WELL.

THAT WAS AWKWARD.

THIS IS WHY I NEED EARPHONES.

I was looking through all the comments and wondering what was the big deal and then the chorus started.

I can’t.

Anyone want to have a rendition of “It all hangs low” after this is burnt out?

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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epicmeme:

Computer Class…True story!

epicmeme:

Computer Class…True story!

I remember when I was small and used to think the first letter in the Disney sign at the beginning of the movie was a G …..

geodude:

pooplet:

OMG WHOEVER THIS IS

ARE YOU ALRIGHT OUT THERE

that’s hawaii.

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we-g0t-bitches:


A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.H - The last person I hugged.I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.J - How old I am.K- What my full name is.L - If I have siblings.M - If I forgive betrayal.N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.O - If I like my school.P - What kind of music I like.Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.S - 2 habits.T- 5 things I love unconditionally.U - How many texts I send daily.V - 3 big dreams.W - An idol.X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.Y - If I like my town and why.Z - Ask any question you want.

plz

we-g0t-bitches:

A - If I’m in love.
B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.
C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.
- If I have a preference for boys or girls.
E - How many holes I have in my ears.
F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’
- The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.
H - The last person I hugged.
I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.
- How old I am.
K- What my full name is.
- If I have siblings.
M - If I forgive betrayal.
N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.
O - If I like my school.
P - What kind of music I like.
Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.
R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.
S - 2 habits.
T- 5 things I love unconditionally.
U - How many texts I send daily.
V - 3 big dreams.
W - An idol.
X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.
Y - If I like my town and why.
Z - Ask any question you want.

plz

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